Revenge Goes Down - Maya's History

You guys won't believe what Maya did to me last night, she is sooooo mean! After our church where I went to my kindgarnen group we were going to go to Declan, Turner and Owen's apartment from across the hall. Riley's always loved Turner who is now 6 months old and Maya had always loved Declan who is now 2 years old. So I always played with their older brother, Owen who is almost 12. So then when mommy told us that tonight Declan and Turner would already be in bed and Riley and Maya wouldn't get to see their main reason that they go there. Then when we got there, both Declan and Turner were asleep. Ronnie, their mom, gave Maya and Riley each one of her old jackets that don't fit her anymore and they loved them. Then mommy and Ronnie told them to go downstairs and see Owen and what he was doing, so they did. I was playing in Declan's playroom area with his cars and stuff. Then after a while, Riley came upstairs and said she didn't understand what Owen was doing on his videogame. I was curious and now that Riley wasn't down there, maybe I would get a chance to actually be with Owen, the one I always wanted to play with. Then I went downstairs to Owen's room and he was sitting on his couch, playing the game as I expected. Maya was beside him in the spot that I always sit in when I watch Owen play, excpet she was sleeping and he was basically ignoring the fact that she was even there. "Is Maya playing the game?" I asked Owen. "No" he said and I went upstairs. Maya stole my partner and it was very hurtful. Declan, Turner and Owen had always been our life highlights for a while and now Maya had stolen mine. It is pure cruelty to steal someone's Declan, Turner and Owen, trust me if you knew us you would understand. So I came upstairs and went back to Declan's playmat. Their dad, Derek was talking to me a little bit when I was playing and Mommy, Ronnie and Riley were all talking. I heard them tell Riley to go get Maya and I thought this would be my chance to go with Owen, now that stupid Maya was out of the way. Riley made her way downstairs to Owen's room and I was counting the seconds until Maya was out of my spot down there. Riley came up with Maya as I heard Maya say "I was like half asleep" laughing. "Only half asleep?" I thought annoyed. "What do you want me for?" Maya asked. "We just wanted to see you, Maya" Mrs Matthews said. "Okay for what?" she asked. I observed this whole thing. Then they all started talking about how Riley didn't get Owen's game. "Can I go back down?" Maya asked. I was so sad to hear her say that, how could she do that to me? "Okay fine" they finally said and Maya was down there faster than I can remember. We didn't hear from either Owen or Maya for a while, I was upstairs listening to Riley and the adults, kinda talking to Derek and playing on Declan's playmat. Then the babymonitor for Turner went off and Turner started crying. Derek went upstairs to get Turner and Riley I could see was hopeful she'd get to see him. Then I saw mommy go downstairs and I was so relieved, she may be making Maya come up again and this time I learned my lesson, while Maya's upstairs for even 2 minutes, go to Owen while she's not there. Then mommy came up with both Maya and Owen following her. Both of them. "Ooh, Turner's really crying" Maya said. Derek soon came down with Turner and Maya, Owen and Riley were all cooing at Turner. I stood behind and watched them. Then Ronnie laid Turner on the playmat and all 3 of them were at him again. "On the bright side, Maya isn't doing what I always did anymore, they aren't downstairs anymore" I thought to myself. Then after a while, Maya walked into the kitchen and I ignored her. Then she came back with a cupcake and Owen wanted one, so he went into the kitchen. I walked in behind him to get a cupcake. He saw me standing with my head the size of the counter and didn't even say a word to me. He knew I was waiting for a cupcake, so he took one and left the box open on the counter. I couldn't reach them so Derek got one out for me. "Thank you" I said. "Yup, no problem" he said putting the cupcakes away. They were all back by Turner and I was relieved that Maya-Owen thing was over. It wouldn't be them alone, Maya in my spot again. "I'm going back downstairs" Owen said walking to the stairs. "Oh no way..." I thought. "Please don't tell me--" my thoughts said, right before I really heard Maya say "I'm going too" and she immediately rushed to the stairs. "And there it is" I said in my head. "No Maya, we are gonna get going soon" my mommy said. "Thank the heavens!" I said in my head. "No no, go on you guys, have fun!" Ronnie said. "Oh come on!" I said in my head again. "Okay thanks" Owen said and he and Maya both went half way down ther stairs. I saw both Mommy and Ronnie talking to them at the top of the stairs and I knew it was over. They went down there for about 15 minutes. Then I heard mommy yell from the top of the stairs, "Maya, were going now!" and I was more than relieved. I heard Maya yelling back at Owen as she walked up the stairs. She just couldn't shut up, now could she? Then when she came upstairs, Riley was still admiring Turner. "You girls want to take him upstairs, wrap him in his blanket and put him to bed?" Ronnie asked. "Yeah!" Riley smiled. "Oh no, Riley's gonna put Turner to bed and Maya's going to go back down, I know it!" I said to myself. But for once, Maya didn't go back downstairs, instead she went upstairs with Riley and Turner. "Hallelujah!" I thought. "It really is over!" I told myself. After a few minutes, Ronnie went upstairs and Riley and Maya came down and we all got our shoes on and left. Then when we got home, we saw Jax and Matt again and played truth or dare. I was so mad at Maya, and now I told her I'd never be forgiving her. "Get over it!" Maya yelled every time I brought up how she stole the most important thing in my life. "I should get over you ruining the most important thing in my life, ten minutes after you did it!? I don't think so!" I yelled back. Uncle Shawn took my side, mostly because he hates Maya right now. I didn't care, anyone who hates Maya is a friend of mine. So that is the story of how little miss life stealer (Maya) stole the most important thing to me. She won't be forgiven for a reeeeeaaaal long time. Good luck, Maya, you'll need it. Mommy and Ronnie both said that we will see them again before the end of the week, when Riley and Maya go to camp, and both Declan and Turner will be awake too. Maya stole Owen from me, well when Declan is awake next time, she's in for it. So bye everyone, please hate Maya with me!! She's a meanie!

Hahahahaha!!! Best thing ever!!

I Tried, But it Was Still There

Last night me and Maya went to bed in my room and it started out as our usual routine. She got in, I got in beside her and then she started crying. So I talked to her and we were talking about relations and stuff like that. Then she sat up and put her back against the wall and I got on the other side and copied her. She just sat there crying really hard, so I put a pillow on her. "What's this for?" she asked. "It's a pillow, if you get sad, punch it!" I smiled. She stared at it for a few seconds and then she randomly started beating the pillow. It kinda reminded me of one of the times I was there when Lucas was hitting her like that. I didn't say anything, she was in a big enough mood. Then randomly she stopped punching the pillow and her head fell into it and she started crying again. I watched her for a few minutes then decided this was enough. "Hey! Why don't we watch a funny movie!" I suggested and got off the bed. I was digging in the movie bin for something that would cheer her up. I found the first Toy Story movie and had the feeling she was it when she was younger and it would bring back good memories of when she wasn't always fighting these fights everyday. "This will bring back good memories!" I smiled putting it in. Then to make the situation worse, she found her and Riley's matching teddy bears and looked at them and she wasn't crying, she was just sitting there for the moment. Then she pulled them to her and hugged them, bursting out in tears. Having those stupid bears wasn't helping her. "Why isn't that ones hood up?" I asked. She pulled them out of my reach and gave me a dirty look. "Because it doesn't go up!" she cried. I put my hands up and turned away, I wasn't trying to be mean. She started crying and crying again. "Hey look Maya! Remember these commericals!" I smiled. She looked up and saw some weird fairytale commerical playing. "Guess what fairytale it is!" I suggested. "I-I don't know" she said. "I don't know what it is but I recognize these commercials" she said blankly. She started crying again just as the TV commericals said "Coming to DVD Fall 2001" and I looked at her. "Hey! Maya, you weren't even born yet, look!" I said. She turned to see the old-fashioned "Fall 2001" writing on the tiny TV. Then adventually the movie began to play. Crying she was, I tapped her and called "The movie's starting!" and for once, she looked up with big beaty eyes and pulled the teddy bears to her without crying. It came the part where Woody was being replaced with Buzz and the sad song was playing for Woody. "Woody is being replaced with Buzz, just like I was being replaced with Farkle" she cried. I sighed. Every 10 minutes, there was some part of the movie that reminded her of Riley and she just kept saying it. "It's like when...." she went on and on and on. I thought I was going to die. Adventually I just said "Just watch the movie, Maya" and she looked at me and realized what she was saying. "Hey remember Sid!" I called when Sid first appeared in the movie. "Oh yeah" she said. "That's Sid, he tortures toys, just for fun!" the dinosaur toy said in the movie. "Riley tortures me for fun" Maya remarked. I slapped my head, this wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. "This isn't Riley, it's Sid" I said pointing to the TV. "Does Sid look at all like Riley?" I asked her frustrated. "They both have brown hair" she shrugged. I almost blew my top off, but I didn't wanna make her cry again, so I decided to just watch. Then when it got to the part where they were at the Pizza Planet place in that giant space ship. "Who's in charge?" Buzz said to the green ailen toys. "The claw!" they all exclaimed pointing up. "The claw decides who stays and who will go" on of the ailens said. Then the claw went down and a ailen got picked up. "I have been chosen" the ailen in the claw said. That was one of my favorite parts. "I wish I was chosen" Maya cried. And there it was. I tried, but the Riley stuff, it was still there. Then it came to the part where Buzz and Woody were in Sid's house and talking to the other toys through the window. "Come on guys, please let me back!" Woody called. They refused to let him back because he knocked Buzz out the window earlier. "They all used to love Woody, now everyone hates him. Just like everyone used to love me and now Riley and everyone hates me" Maya said. I was fed up with Maya's "I miss Riley" talk. So then the movie started freezing up and you could barely tell what was happening. Then it completely fasted forward and skipped 12 minutes and we got to the part where Woody and Buzz were going to the moving truck. "Everyone loves Woody again, I wish that would happen to me too" Maya cried. "Yeah..." I said in an annoyed voice. "Ooh, look characters are talking, pay attention" I said looking at the TV, anything to get out of this conversation. Then the movie ended and we watched 2 minutes of the creidts when Maya got up to turn it off. "No, let's watch it!" I cried. "No, then we'll get that stupid credit song stuck in our heads" she said turning it off and getting back in bed. So that is what happened and if I ever have to hear another one of those conversation topics, I will be the one crying, not Maya. So bye bye!

Had She Always Meant to Say?

You won't believe what I found out last night. Riley couldn't sleep in the bed with Maya, so she went and sat by the window and Maya fell asleep and then for no reason, Lucas showed up without Farkle and talked to Riley, which woke me up. "Hey do you guys mind, little boy trying to get 10-12 hours of sleep here!" I said sitting up. "Why is he here?" I asked when I opened my eyes. "He couldn't sleep either so he came over and we were just talking" Riley explained. I realized that if they are there and Farkle isn't here, than it is likely Riley isn't making Maya feel great with having Lucas come over like she did something wrong. I climbed down and shook Maya who was sleeping. She was almost sitting up, but I kept shaking her and banged her head on the wall. "Maya are you awake?" I asked as I banged her head back. "Ouch! I am now" she said rubbing her head. I don't know but at random times she acts all weird and does very stupid things and I don't know why. So this time she decided to rub wet lotion all over her head full of hair because it was bruised. Why does she do these things!? Why? She isn't always like that, but at random times she is, it's weird. I don't even know what causes it or anything. So she told me I was the 3rd person to bang her head into a wall, I remember one being Farkle a while ago and considering how many times Lucas hit her, I am going to go with the other one was him and then the third one was me. When she went to lay down, she smacked her own head on the wall and counted herself as the 4th person to do it, even though it was an accident. And then she felt bad because Riley invited Lucas over and that only happens when they are fighting and she claimed it happened the night before and she is sick of Riley treating her like they are fighting when they are not. Like the night before Riley ditched her for no good reason and last night she acted as if they got into a fight and were doing those teams. So then randomly after a while, Riley and Lucas went into Riley's room and me and Maya stayed in mine. "They left" I said looking at Maya. She turned half to face me and said "You think I don't know that" when I realized she probably knew it before I did. So she sat there crying and I asked her what was wrong. "She literally said over text 'I won't do ditch you again, promise' and then 24 hours later we walk into the same situation, the same story, I've seen it all! You don't have to bother telling me what happens next" she cried. I didn't know what to say. "Does it ever look like I want attention?" she asked me. Again, I didn't know what to say. "No" I said silently. "Does it really?" she asked again. "Well, sorta...sometimes I guess" I responded. "Well I don't mean it like that, that isn't what I've always meant to say" she replied. She looked straight at me, it kinda freaked me out for a second. "I don't want attention, I just want love" she said. She sounded like some 1800's quoter for books made from typewriters. "I don't care if everyone pays attention to me, I just want the people I care about to care about me" she added. "Oh" I said, I still had no clue what to respond to that. It went silent and we just sat there. Then she randomly started crying so hard out of the blue. "What?" I asked sincerly. "I have nobody to cry to anymore, my mom is a mess and my dad has another family, my best friend needs a monthly payment and now I have nowhere to go" she cried. "Your best friend needs a monthly payment?" I asked confused, I didn't understand what was going on inside her head, I didn't know what that meant. "What is a monthly payment, Auggie?" I asked. "Where you pay money every month" I said. "Yeah, okay and it is something that you give people to have something that everyone deserves anyway, like a house" she explained. "She wants me to pay her, maybe not in money, but she wants something for being my friend, that is what I mean" she added. I understood completely now, it made perfect sense. Who has to buy friendship? If Riley makes people pay for their friendships with her, who is she ever gonna meet that is desperate enough to actually do that? Someday, it won't be us, it will be her and the world and those people aren't like Maya, they can walk away and not see her for years and they'd be just fine, no matter how much she loved them. Which she only ever loved Farkle anyway, since October Maya meant nothing to her and if Maya's reading this, that is not to be offensive. Maya, she knew that. Maya knew it, she did. She's said it all over her blog. So my advice to anyone who is reading the words of wisdom of this 5-year-old child, I would like to say don't be like Riley and don't make people pay for their friendships because nobody will actually stay with you. Oh and don't be like Maya either, don't be willing to pay for friendship, that should be a given people. And if people are making you pay for friendship, only staying if there is something in it for them, then do what Maya should've done 3 months ago and walk away and go finds friends that will love you for you and not because you pay them. This has been Auggie Matthews and my wonderful words of wisdom, thank you all and good night! (Even though it is 10:00 in the morning)

Kiwi's Christmas Present For Me

Guess what!? Mommy and Daddy just got home from their meeting with the church and they got their car towed because Daddy's driving liscence was suspended and they said he signed and knew his drivers liscence was suspended because he signed papers saying he knew he was suspended but he didn't sign anything. Then Mommy made me diner when she got home, but Riley and Maya didn't want anything. Then when I was eating one of my fries, and then I wanted to see if Kiwi, Riley's adorable pet hamster (who is fat) would eat a fry. So I put the fry near him and he put about 2cm of it in his mouth. Then I pulled it out and told Riley to eat it. "No!" Riley disagreed. "Fine" I smiled and then ate it myself. "Is hamster syliva poisoness?" I asked. "Yeah" Riley said and I spit out my fry. Riley googled it and hamster syliva contains Rabies a life-threatning disease. Only 2 people in world's history have ever survived rabies. They said online that I should clean my mouth with soap, so I did. Then Riley and Maya said I am only allowed to drink from one juice jug and nothing else. Not even a cup. So now I am only allowed to drink stuff from that juice jug. So I asked Mommy if I had rabies and she said no. Daddy, Grandma and Grampa were listening and Daddy and Grampa were laughing and Grandma looked shocked. Mommy said I didn't and it would be silly. So tomorrow I am telling Uncle Dion that I might have rabies. I wonder what he will say! So that was Kiwi's Christmas present for me. Kiwi got my rabies for Christmas. "Merry Christmas, Auggie" I saw the face of that hamster after I realized I may have rabies and I knew. Why wouldn't he get Maya rabies? Maya is the one who hates him. It would've been a coincadence if it was Maya because that would be Kiwi's revenge for her hating him. I mean, Maya hated Kiwi and Kiwi gets revenge by poisoning her with a life-threatning disease. But nope, it's me. Kiwi gave me rabies for Christmas. That is Kiwi's present for me. I could see his little face after he poisonded me and I knew that he was giving me my Christmas present early. Merry Christmas, Auggie, Merry Christmas.

That is the disease I just might have. Rabies. World Rabies day is September 28 and I may be remembered on September 28, 2015 when World Rabies Day comes around and Mommy, Daddy and Riley are remembering me. 

Auggie Matthews

(2009-2015)

It could happen.....

Their Messin' With My Mind!

Guess what? There has been a lot of stuff going on with Riley and Maya lately. They both keep trying to get me on their side, and I am always in the middle of it. I usually go on Maya's side because she is way more convincing with her "On the side of normal" speeches. Riley is always being not normal and everyone but her wants it to be normal so of course I am going to go on the side that supports what I want. So last night Riley said a mean 5 minute speech to Maya about how everyone she cares about (Delia/Cupcake, Me, Jamie etc.) are worthless and it is stupid of her to value them. But Maya started that one because Riley went to church normal with her and then Maya was afraid to be hurt again, so before Riley actually went ab-normal again, Maya framed her for it. Maya just didn't wanna be the one to say "I knew it, why did I believe it?" so she decided to not believe it. So she got a new best friend and made it really obvious that Riley was worse than her. And Riley didn't even do anything yet. Maya was just afraid to think she is stupid for falling for it. Shawn said that Riley doesn't care about Maya and she is caring too much (How can someone care too much?! That's stupid!) and she should stop being so nice (Again, stupid). So Shawn broke Maya and I held her hand the whole time though. Everyone just listened to Riley make her mean 5 minute speech. Nobody did anything. Daddy doesn't want to raise me like Riley. She makes mean speeches and neglects her best friend and would rather put romance ahead of her best friend, so Daddy tried really hard to teach me the lessons Riley never learned. Well, she did learn them VERY WELL when she was littler. But now she un-learned them. So Daddy wants me to learn like not how Riley did and he wants me to treat people 10,000x better than Riley does. But 10,000 times better than Riley is still pretty cruel. So 200,000 times better than her. Better. That is nice. So Riley and Maya keep doing this and putting me in the middle of it. Riley doesn't get that Maya could become her worst nightmare or if Riley cared about her as much as Maya does, they would be stronger than the episodes maybe even. I don't know, maybe. Is it even possible to get beter than that? Who cares...nobody wants more than that anyway. So and Maya needs to get that she is too afraid to apologize, too afraid of her apologies being annoying. She should actually try at least once before she judges that Riley will be annoyed of her. Oh, wait. This just in, Maya did that already in September....So the weather we are having in New York is beautiful today! Okay so anyway. Riley and Maya are messin' with my mind! They are like Ava! I miss Ava, wonderful, beautiful, amazing normal Ava. I'm not saying Ava is ab-normal, I just miss her because she is normal. Maya is trying to be, that's her goal at least I have that. Well anyway, 12 year old girls are too much to handle. Farkle has no idea how much he's involved in this and I think that is exactly how Maya intended it to be. She agrees. I am glad I am not a 12 year old girl, that would be way to much for me.

Happy 13th Birthday Riley!!

Good day everyone, my name is Auggie and today is December 8th 2014 which 13 years ago was December 8th 2001 which was the day my big sister was born! Riley is 13 years old today and I am very happy for the best big sister ever to finally become 13 and able to take better care of me now. She turned 12 one year ago and 11 two years ago. And 3 years ago she was 10. Now Riley is 13 years old and more matured. I am here to wish the bestest sister ever and super happy birthday, even if she had a bad day at school, which is what I heard. Sorry for being mean to you and ignoring you on your birthday, Riley. I hope you have the bestest birthday night ever!

This one seemed to suit her.

And that's all for my big sister, Riley! I hope you liked it because it took a looooooooong time to do. Searching for pictures and all. Have a happy happy birthday, Riley!! I hope being 13 years old is as fun as being five!!

What I Have Been Doing Lately

My friend Maya is 12 and she told me I need a new blog post. We are really bored. So were making me a new blog post. She already has 200 posts and more than 200 too. So now I am going to make my 4 post. So last night I left Mr. Googly in my room because I am sleeping in Riley's room because Riley and Maya were sleeping in mine because my bed is bigger than Riley's and they had to sleep in mine to fit both of them. So I left Mr. Googly in there and I had to go ask for him back. Only Maya was in there because Riley was "sick" (Maya told me to put that in kwotashons) and she was sleeping with mom and dad. So I asked Maya for Mr. Googly and she gave him to me. He was resting under her pillow. So I took Mr. Googly and went back to my bed. For the past 2 days Riley has been sick and Mommy had to watch her she couldn't take me to school. So Maya came home for lunch and she took me and picked me up. I told her on the way to school yesterday that I don't want to go to playtime because I never get the firetruck house because everyone else is always playing with it. Maya told me to ask to play with them and tell her after school if they let me. So she dropped me off and went back to her school. I went in and I asked my friends to play in the firetruck house with them and they let me! I was so happy and I did it again today. I told Maya after school and she was proud of me. So she told me about her day too and then we went home and had cookies! I love cookies! They are raindeer cookies! Yummy! So that is what I have been doing!